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Pocket Rockets
These are strange-looking, aren’t they? If someone had asked me a year ago what one was, I would have answered them with a series of question marks. And from looking at it, I would have answered, umm, a microphone and a remote control? So how about a little run-down?
First, there was the basic Pocket Rocket.
Classic. Maybe even epic. The Pocket Rocket introduces women to the simplicity of clitoral stimulation, and has been doing so for years. The Pocket Rocket’s discreet size and single-speed motor appeal to women of all backgrounds and experience levels. Popularized by women who desire and appreciate precise clitoral stimulation, this quality vibrator made itself a household name.
The basic Pocket Rocket then spawned a series of other versions, such as the Pocket Rocket Jr., which is cheap enough for minimum wagers and small enough to fit on a keychain. Then there’s the Pocket Rocket Booster, which I’m calling the winner of this round.
The Pocket Rocket Booster is like the Pocket Rocket on crack. It has that little boost that is going to send your experience into overdrive! The product description also guarantees you’ll transcend space and time, which is pretty impressive for the price. When you need a little QT, this is what you’re going to need. And guys reading this, this one isn’t intimidating because it isn’t shaped like something else and doesn’t mean in any way shape or fashion that you’re inadequate. But just like you have your hand, ladies need something, too. And women are complex creatures–sometimes it takes an advanced piece of equipment to get things working the way they’re supposed to.
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You write so energetically about all of these products. It sounds like you could be a sales rep. I don’t see anything in here for men though. What’s up with that? Maybe we want a pink bunny rabbit balls massager.
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Jebbica Reply:
February 12th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@MoonDog, not a sales rep…just like to share stuff that might be helpful to someone. I really don’t know what I would share in the nature of stuff for men…blow-up dolls? Pocket P*ssies? But for guys wanting to buy something more intimate for their gals, I think I have you covered!
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You misunderstood – I wasn’t suggesting you were a sales rep, I meant you could be based on how passionately you wrote about the products. Sounds like you are the voice of authority too.
No Valentine in my life unfortunately. Sounds pathetic, doesn’t it?
Great post!
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Jebbica Reply:
February 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
@MoonDog, I wrote about them passionately? Try with a flushed face throughout the whole thing!
As for authority, I’m not so sure. But this is the internet, so we can pretend I am, right?
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hanks for sharing your blog with all of us, very imformative.
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Really good read, nice to read a good blog at last!
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joe is cute but nick is HOT i like nick j more than you so put it in a jucie box and suck it
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Hi there I like your Work
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