Nov 28 2008
You Mean People Actually PAID to Have Sex with These Women?!
[digg-reddit-me]These photos are from a recent bust of a prostitution ring in Chattanooga. I have to admit, these are some of the loveliest women I have ever seen. *cough*
If you’re from the Chattanooga area and you’ve ever driven down Rossville Boulevard, then you have probably seen some of these women working the streets. I remember going to pick out a fireplace with my grandmother one time and we wound up on 23rd street, and one of them was shaking her hips “seductively” at us. We immediately got tested following our outing.
What really gets me is, Chattanoogans actually PAID to have sex with these women?! And here I have been spending so much time primping and preening just to get some for free. I can see now that I have been going about this TOTALLY wrong.
Check out the entire gallery of hotties below: each one more handsome than the last. Two of these “women” are actually men; can you guess which two?
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i know you are just showcasing the ugly ones… but wow!
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Any port in a storm, as they say. I can tell which two are the men by the way - the two prettiest ones.
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Shouldn’t you be more ashamed of yourself because of this post?
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@ Jamie: No, this is all of them, in all their glory! The only ones I left out were the two pimps, and a couple of them that had double-mugs…meaning they didn’t learn their lesson the first time!
@ Natasha: Yes, because writing a blog is TOTALLY more despicable than having sex for $10 to buy crack. You really got me on that one.
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If this is a new campaign to keep you from patronizing street hookers its probably working. You don’t need to convince me!
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Only two of them are men?
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I think ALL of them have more male chromosomes than female.
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I believe there are MORE than two men herely…SURELY? I’m glad I didn’t see this until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner!
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oops…got me so shook up, I can’t even spell! I wonder how many are back out on the streets by now?
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you don’t look at the mantlepiece when you’re poking the fire…….
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I think the photos of the people who actually paid to have sex with these freaks are actually more shocking.
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Right like y’all only dogged “hot” people. PLEASE!
You know you did spend more’n ten bucks on them there dates, right?
Who be da fool now?
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@ Bright Eyes: I’m willing to bet they are all back on the street and working again! That’s called having a good work ethic!
@ irspariah and Mike Hunt: ??? I’m confused.
@ everyone else: LOL! Thanks for your comments!
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God really hit them with an ugly stick. Crackwhore Magazine centerfolds. I would kick my dog if he mount one of them. NO TASTE AT ALL THERE IN THE GOOD OLD U.S. of A.
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You sure they’re not ALL men?
Very ugly, nasty, disgusting smelly, street-walking, bob their head on a roll of quarters and spit out three dimes and a nickle guys???
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I’m guessing the two in the ORANGE Jumpsuits as being male in this whole debacle.
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Sounds like Mike Hunt has been with the likes of these women-if that term even applies to most of them.
Yes, I have only been with the attractive ones because I like to keep my standards higher than a snails butt. And yes, it does cost a lot of $$$ but hey, that’s the reward of an education. Go polish my shoes and wax my BMW so I can look good when I arrive at the club.
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I’m going to guess the lovely lady on the far right, sixth row down is a man as well as the green acres home girl in the middle of the eighth row.
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Retarded…like you.
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give me 6 tall boys and two of those may be hitable. cheaper and easier to deal with than some snoot at big river
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I’m man enough to admit this - I’d rather engage in manual gratification.
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@ Kage: LOL…I didn’t even NOTICE that! But you would be right! I knew who because of their arrested names, but I honestly didn’t even notice the jumpsuits. Very perceptive!
@ Mike (C)Litoris: Very original. You might have to be a guest blogger on here with that wit.
@ Everyone else: Thanks for making me laugh! :p
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That’s just downright scary.
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If you the screen up right, you get a really scary Brady Bunch like vibe…..
“Here’s a story, of some ugly ladies, who were busted workin’ corners for some coke…”
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Whats the big deal, two arms, two legs, a hole, and a heartbeat is all that is required, and put a bag over her head and pump away.
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They all look like they’re crystal meth. The best out of all of them is the top middle one, I’d get paid to rag her.
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number six looks like flav-a-flav and eighteen like beetlejuice
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rossville blvd is the road with all the porn stores and people paid these things for sex? porn over gross anyday
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@ Stos: Thank you for that! That is the funniest thing I have seen all day.
@ chatttownrunround: Exactly! I mean, isn’t the white store, the purple store, and the yellow store all on the same road? So, you have your range of the classier stores to the downright icky. I don’t know why you’d need one of these “women” to get the job done. Unless you’re bobbyV, that is.
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The most important question of course - If you had to do one of them, which one would it be? Not many choices, but maybe last girl in the 5th row.
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Joe I agree with you, Im from Nevada where this stuff is slightly legal And WOW. Its a good thing i didnt eat today woulda lost my lunch and it all regurgitated on the floor woulda been sexier than all these hoochies.
#1 even has herpes on her face. Look at the right side of her mouth…THATS A HERPE SORE.
But i must Say Jebbica Showing these girls probably made a couple not so hot girls (self-conscious) Feel better about themselves everyone needs a ugly person around to look better by comparison.
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Looked through the pics &… Wow.Some very handsome woman you got over there.
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As I viewed these pictures, a voice crept into the back of my brain. It got louder and louder until I finally figured out who it was. It was Marlon Brando in that scene with Charlie Sheen in “Apacolypse Now”. Quote; “The Horror,……..the horror.”
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Ok, I give up. I think most of em look like men. Can you post the answers???
…they should do this in the local papers like Fort Drum does with people arrested for DWI/DUI….though it remains to be seen whether the embarrassment thing really helps to deter people from drunk driving. In these charming ladies’ cases, it might just wind up as free advertising.
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You’re not so hot yourself.
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This is hilarious! I can’t even imagine someone who would want to bag these “gals”… I mean, if their faces are that ugly (an understatement)… imagine the rest of them! EW!
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Ah…the glamorous life…
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Damn, Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Looks like many of them are strung-out drug users.
Yikes though.
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@ ya ok: Err, never claimed to be. I also don’t have sex on street corners, but everyone has a type. I can see you are more partial to this lady than the likes of me…it’s okay though; there’s someone for everyone!
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I still win Mrs.Fugly
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December 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
@ ya ok: Whatever you say, sweetie! You are free to think whatever you want. xoxo
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Sad.
This is one of those things that might seem funny initially, but when you think about it is just sad. Do you think these people are in their right minds selling their bodies for drug money? Do you think they see much in the way of options for their lives?
I found this blog via another site, so kudos to you for many, many hits on your site, but really… was it worth it?
This kind of “humor” makes me despair for this country.
Have a good day.
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damn. this is what alcohol and drugs make people do. and they even paid for it…
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Wait, ONLY two of them were men?
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This post is elitist, condescending and offensive. These are real people, with real families, real families to support and real crack babies who look up to them. To use them for sarcasm and low humor is reprehensible.
I believe that every human has earning potential and, therefore, value. Sometimes you’ve got to look harder, but it’s there. Just because a female garden slug looks repulsive to you doesn’t mean that someone, or something, somewhere won’t pay good money to see it naked or get slimy with it.
Never underestimate the spending power of male garden slugs. You can’t charge much, but you can make it up in volume.
That’s why I started Budget Brides, Love for Less. Our motto is Sure she’s defective… but so are you.
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See you on the veranda!
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I think some of them would look decent with some makeup on…and they probably have a lot of makeup on when they are on the streets.
The guys have to be that one black guy with the pig tails and that one with the ears and the cornrows and the man jaw.
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Only 2? I spot at least 15 of them! Surprises may arise.
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I don’t know, I hear you get a free burger when you purchase Wendy’s (the fourth from the last) “services.” What’s a little penis between friends?
Oh yeah! A homosexual experience! Good times, good times…
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YEA, I’VE BEEN TO CHATTANOOGA AND IT’S TRUE, THIS IS HOW THE PROSTITUTES THERE LOOK.
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I’ll bet anything ya ok is a virgin. Either that or he likes these “women” (hey, to each his own). OR: he got turned down by one of these señoras.
Anyways I think Jebbica is HAWT!
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Ya Ok + basilf are id10t5!
Jebbica you are gorgeous!
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You have to realise that all the make-up, wigs and jewelery are removed from a person for a mug shot. That leaves them looking pretty ugly under the police camera.
Other thing you dont see, are their bodies. Silicone breasts, leg shape, what they are wearing on the job to show off their body. Face it, the majority of human beings are not born with such beautiful features to begin with. You know and are already aware that celebrities can even look like shit on a bad day.
I dont see why everyone acts so astounded… its nothing special.
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hay people this stuff if sick i dont see why people need to pay to have sex………… wat happened to random hook ups and sleeping with your friends when your drunk i can understand why people in Chattanooga pay these lovely ladies because they are probably the top of the range stuff over there
so lets not be mean and tease these lovely women
this is to Ya ok ” man i would rather sleep with jebbica any day”
ALSO WHICH ONES ARE THE GUYS
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O..OMG. What the hell is everyone talking about.
I WOULD SMEX THEM ALL!!!!!
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I guess it’s cool and fun to make fun of poor women who suffer from systematic abuse and drug addiction now. I must have missed the memo!
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As a few people have pointed out, yeah, they may not be the cream of the crop, but 1. they’re still human beings, 2. there must be an awful lot of pain in their pasts that they’re trying so hard to get away from, and 3. it’s pretty hard to look fantastic when you’re being booked.
I just wish they didn’t feel that they had to turn to prostitution for whatever reason, and I hope they can get their lives turned around.
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are you sure only two of them are men?
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i just got out of silverdale and i was in there with some of these girls. they fed me food! ewwwww…….
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The ones with the very sad looks in their eyes are meth addicts. I’m glad meth isn’t popular over here (yup, ‘drug capital’ the Netherlands)
These people need love and above all therapy at rehab…
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Wow, that is amazing. Makes you question that whole “body is a temple” thing: somebody vandalized some temples in Chatt-town.
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LOL. I counted 7 guys!! Then I saw that the 2 in the orange are the guys. One of them actually makes a nice looking woman! He was the prettiest “woman” on there!
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Oh come on! This is non-sense.If you are so pretty why don’t you take their place!
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December 14th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
@FuckYoujebbica, well, I would, but there’s this pesky thing that keeps nagging at me called dignity.
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I always said it’s not hard to impress a penis!
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You still bust hookers in US? You should better legalize prostitution and get rid of guns. Make love not war
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Love your post!! Finally someone got it right!!! Would you mind if I put a blogroll link back to your post?
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Some have good looks, others don’t. Who gave you the RITE to judge? Don’t judge, America, because all of U.S. will pay someday at death’s hour. God bless you.
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eheheheh
very beatiful womens :))
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OK, JEBBICA, next time you’re in Seattle, Coffee’s on me.
I might add that college dewds on this forum wouldn’t know respect if it poked them in their collective eyes like their popped collars in a stiff breeze.
Maxim magazine is regaled as high literature in their camp.
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OK, JEBBICA, next time you’re in Seattle, Coffee’s on me.
I might add that college dewds on this forum wouldn’t know respect if it poked them in their collective eyes like their popped collars in a stiff breeze.
Maxim magazine is regaled as high literature in their camp..
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