Texting with Strangers

8 Feb

: Image by Joi via Flickr

Stranger: GO SAINTS…if you are going for the saints send……go saints……..if you are going for teh colts send…….go colts…..send to every one in your contacts

Me: Who gives a crap

Stranger: Wusup uncle saints on deck

Me: WHO???!!!

Stranger: Who iz dis

Me: You texted me; who are you?

Stranger: Dis matthew

Me: Matthew who?

Stranger: Ight bruh ukno a dude name malcom

If anyone can figure out that last one, I will give you a cookie.