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Monster Bobby: “Silent Night“ I would listen to this song when it’s not Christmas, that’s how awesome this remake is.
Squirrel Nut Zippers: “Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer“ (NSFW) Just for kicks, this swing tune entertains the notion that Santa is a big ol’ pothead!
Rilo Kiley: “Christmas Cake“ Jenny Lewis is depressed this Christmas; you know that fruitcake you gave her? Yeah, she’s using it as a tissue.
The Flaming Lips: “Christmas At The Zoo” An oldie but a goody, Wayne Coyne and the gang tries to set the animals free at the zoo on Christmas eve; however, the animals politely decline. I think the Flaming Lips were smoking reefer with Santa.
Know of other Christmas songs that don’t suck? Feel free to share them in the comments section!
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I’ll have to check these out, thanks!
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Jebbica Reply:
December 14th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
@Jeni, Let me know what you think!
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I would add Destiny’s Child’s Carol of the Bells to this list and of course The Pogues’ Fairytale of New York with the late Kristy Macoll.
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But how could you forget “Chiron Beta Prime” by Jonathan Coulton?
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@ Lisa: I am not adding Destiny’s Child to my list. I’m sorry, it’s just not gonna happen!
@ yyzed: I’ll definitely get on checking that one out; thanks!
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I know I’m going to get trampled to death for mentioning this one, but how about “Don’t They Know It’s Xmas,” by Band Aid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
Up until this year, I despised this song, but this year I’ve been singing it out loud when no one is around. As an added bonus, the video features Bono without sunglasses.
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I think you have to include the Entirety of The Vandals’ “Oi to the World” album – it’s a little sick and demented at times (“My First Christmas as a Woman,” “Grandpa’s Last Christmas,” “Thanks for Nothing”), but for those who are tired of the X-Mas drivel out there will be happy for a little change in scenery. The punk version of the “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies” is wild, and the title track has been posthumously covered by No Doubt.
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You should check out “Xmas Curtain” by My Morning Jacket. Definitely not your standard Christmas Song, and guaranteed not to put you to sleep like some of the old standards might.
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Excellent blog, very imformative and to the point, keep up the good work.
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Jesse McCartney looks scared shitless to be sandwiched in between all those badasses.
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I bet she
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I just found Being Alone for Christmas & Christmas Lullaby. I really enjoy them. Len Francis Monahan sings these songs.
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Nice list!
Picking up where this leaves off, this is a playlist of holiday treats from The Flaming Lips, Bob Dylan, Beck, Tom Waits, The Vandals, The Who, The Polyphonic Spree, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, Super Furry Animals, The Kinks, Sufjan Stevens, Dar Williams, The Dandy Warhols, Radiohead, Sleater-Kinney, Vince Guaraldi, Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong, Yoko Ono, Skip Spence, The Sonics, The White Stripes, MGMT, Bjork, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Teenage Fanclub, Low, T-Rex, Badly Drawn Boy, Belle and Sebastian, Miles Davis, Roland Kirk, Keith Richards, Lightnin Hopkins, Ernest Tubb, Charles Brown, The Drifters, Booker T. and the MGs, The Beatles, Pink Floyd and over one-hundred others
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D50CD8E649FE5D30
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And still more holiday tunes written all about at http://psychexfutureheart.wordpress.com/2009/12/24/12-days-of-martian-christmases-at-the-zoo-countdown-%e2%80%93-day-8-%e2%80%93-ghosts-of-christmas-music-present/
and http://psychexfutureheart.wordpress.com/2009/12/24/12-days-of-martian-christmases-at-the-zoo-countdown-%e2%80%93day-9-%e2%80%93-ghosts-of-christmas-music-past/
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