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Weekend Entertainment

4 Mar

The Gospel Hoedown on the local TV channel, UCTV-3.  This WAS our Saturday nights!

“Gonna rub Jesus’ body down with oil”

I dare you to watch and not be entertained by its awesomeness.

The Most Romantic Man on Earth

11 Feb

In my inbox: “[The Boyfriend] sent you a GOP Valentine’s Day Card!”

My personalized message:  “Specifically the closed door where I keep the children that I eat.  That is what I do. I am Nancy Pelosi.

I love you Jessica,  [The Boyfriend]”

Remember gutting that fish? It’s starting to sound better all the time.

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Silly Dreams

9 Feb

Pencil and Paper
Image by Beau B via Flickr

In general I have nightmares, and it’s quite rare to have a silly dream, so I thought I would share.

Last night I dreamt I was in London with my British friend, Martin.  We are teaching/taking the SATs. You know how things are in dreams.  They shouldn’t make sense, but somehow they do.

So, I was taking the SATs.  The two areas of study were: English (which was why we were in England), and Dancing.

Can you guess which one I scored a 93% in, and which one I failed miserably?

It didn’t help that the song was “Umbrella” and I had to complete my “test” next to Rihanna, who aced her portion of the test. Which I totally felt was cheating.

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