There is a luminous new career path waiting for me on the horizon. The pay would be phenomenal: the opportunity is such that I could possibly make more money in a month than I have made in my entire lifetime (and I have been working since I turned 16). There are no potential interviews with strangers to blow, no awkward first meetings, and best of all, the backspace key in case the first thing out of my mouth isn’t the best. The catch? I have to be an expert in my field. Am I? In what field? These are the questions plaguing me as I patiently wait my application status.